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Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown. This was the thought1 that went through my head this morning as I sat on the little commuter bus that...
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“All your base are belong to us.”— Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Pole Vaulters, Please Use Stairs
Beware: going down stairs may result in being impaled.
“Use of railing may result in loss of hands. Use at your own risk.”
WARNING: Having a forcefield that repels small pieces of lumber while using stairs may result in the growth of a small beak.
ACHTUNG: Everything turns blue in the stairwell. It is best not to think about it.
Use caution when poking the man attached to the stairs.
Attention: It is permissable to stand on the ski lift.
How do I move my leg like that? I don’t know!
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How do I move my leg like that? I don’t know!
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Someday you are going to die.
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Attention: It is permissable to stand on the ski lift.
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Warning. Using stairs may result in being shot by large blue lazerz.
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“MY THIGHS ARE SO SHORT!”
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Basement: Menswear, sports equipment, soft furnishings, necks.
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“Use of railing may result in loss of hands. Use at your own risk.”
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Beware: going down stairs may result in being impaled.
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